You know what I love more than Daniel Craig naked, waffle cone sundaes, Victor Garber being awesome, and the way my back clicks into place after a long-ass nap? Surprisingly, not a combination of all four (although, hello, awesome). No: it is Synergy: "1.The interaction of two or more agents or forces so that their combined effect is greater than ( Read more... )

( Conversations from the Pit: August 28 )

Some of the last few Uncle Jean conversations I'll probably have. *sniff*

( Oh, Scarecrow. I think I'll miss you most of all. )

Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman possibly Broadway bound.

I don't care how much tickets are, I don't care if the play is as badly written as Twilight; that is very likely the closest I will EVER be to either Daniel Craig or Hugh Jackman, and in doing so, I think I'll be able to die happy.

And now, my diaries from The Weekend at the Jeanses.
( Saturday, May 23, 2009, 11:11 p.m. )

Amelia: Did you hear about the Girls Gone Wild guy?
Me & Kerri: No...
Amelia: He wants to make a 3D porn.
Me: What?!
Kerri: 3D porn? Isn't that... a hooker?

Today, I'd like to bring you the Sixth Word Uncle Jean is Never Allowed to Say Again. (See the first five - and the extra one that wasn't a word to begin with - here.)

( A continuation. )

First, Headline Spotting!:
"George Michael cautioned over drugs: reports"

BWAH! Please, please please tell me a one-armed man was involved somehow. "And that's why, you don't do drugs in public toilets."

Today, I want to post about Twilight. And actually, that's not what I originally wanted to post about, so what the heck, fingers? I was ( Read more... )

So the latest bout of The Vedder may have been resolved fairly quickly. In addition to the two hearings previously stated here, I would like to add for posterity's sake the additional two hearings ( Read more... )

Okay, in the past week, I have had the following dreams:

* I worked at The Office, and I forced Jim to propose to Pam even after Andy ruined the moment. Jim was all ashamed of himself, and gave one of his Jim-smiles, and sure enough, he proposed to Pam, she accepted, and I was a hero. And I may have yelled at Michael, too, though I'm not sure on ( Read more... )

Title: Five Words Uncle Jean is Never Allowed to Say Again, and One that Wasn’t a Word to Begin With
Author: maebynot
Summary: Forthwith, a list of words that Jean is never again allowed to say, and why.
Rating: TV-MA for language.
Word Count: 1,880
Author's Notes: I think I may just print this out and have the real Uncle Jean read it. Maybe my job will ( Read more... )